1. Bum is a better cushion to sit on, though a bit wobbly
2. Big Toes are meant to be pealed off their socks and stuffed in to mom's face and nose during my "meal times"
3. Dresses with push buttons, zips and strings are the perfect way to drive mom crazy
4. Its against babyhood principles to cover anything (EXCEPT MY FACE) with the blanket
5. Mouth is a great storehouse to hide durable goods such as threads, hair, cloth balls but not liquid FMCG goods like milk
6. Spit mustaches and goatees are the best form of baby art
7. Best time to display my sport skills - bath time followed by the dress circle
8. Cease fire will be applied to crank sessions only if i am in the balcony, irrespective of the clock saying 3 AM or 3 PM
9. My latest compositions (sung in my own voice) can be heard only if I am allowed to suck ALL my fingers
10. I prefer to ignore those minion horns, alarms, phone rings, door bells, cars & bikes accelerating up the hill
11. However, it is my duty to be alert about the slightest squeaks, creaks, pitter-patter of rain drops, dripping taps, door handle movements etc.
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